Can I keep my job if I give you a handjob JOI

I know I'm new, I know I don't know all the ropes of this business yet, but I know I can

be the best secretary that you've ever had.

Okay, well, I have something that I think will change your mind and make you pick me.

Because, obviously, the words just ain't doing enough.

I guess actions speak louder than words, right?