Doctor Control

Hi, welcome back. I see you've come in for another session. Please have a seat.

Well, you know, I've been looking over your files and you know, last week when you came in, you were diagnosed with severe deviant behavior.

And today I'd really like to focus on your chronic masturbation.

Okay. I've written some notes, I've taken a look at your files and studied some of my ******* and you know, talked to a couple of colleagues about your condition.

And it's good to let you know that you're not crazy. That's the good news.