He Came to Fix My Sink, I Ended up Destroying His Hole

I just wanted him to fix the sink. My neighbor bent down under the counter - and I was stunned: there was a dildo sticking out of his ass. He looked back, smirked, and said, "Got a better tool for the job?" I pulled the toy out and shoved my cock in. Dirtiest "repair" of my life. Now I call him over for more than just plumbing