I will put your queer ass in its place

Hey there, queer boy! Oh, what, you think I didn't know that you kind of have a little

thing for men? Oh, I know, it was supposed to be your little secret, right? But last

night I caught you on the computer downstairs when you thought no one was looking. Oh, you

were looking at porn, like any man, sure, but what you were looking at was not what

I am used to seeing most men watch. Instead of watching hot girls get fucked, you're watching