Lecherous Reflections in Monochrome 3415

Okay, I get it. You have an incredible life online. Actually, I don't mind it. But are you sure all your followers desperately need to see this taken salad you have? Really?

Oh, honey, it's so cute. You think I like this emoji more than real flowers? All you care about is stories, filters, haters, messengers, comments, likes, reposts, stickers, Snapchat, FaceTime, rants, image. Oh my god.

Goodbye, my love.