The Truth Hurts: That's Not a Cock, It's a Joke

Look at this pathetic little dick loser. You crave this, don't you? You need to be put in your place, humiliated, laughed at, exposed. I'm not your Wife, so don't expect lies, fake praise, or any of that "it's not the size that matters" nonsense. I'm going to tell you the cold, evil truth: your dick is so tiny I didn't even realize you had it out already. That's how laughable it is. You were actually waiting, hoping I'd tell you it's big? That I'd feed into your little fantasy and stroke your ego? Oh please. The only thing I'm stroking is your shame. You've been living in denial, but here I am to rip that comfort away. You're not a man. You're a joke. And the best part? I don't even feel bad about it. In fact, I think the world deserves to know just how small and useless you really are. Wouldn't it be fun to tell everyone? Imagine all your little secrets exposed, your size, your obsession, your need to be ridiculed.