Hey guys here is some advice from someone that has a lot of life experiences. If you wanna get laid, get a girlfriend. Now I know that a lot of you are saying "Duh" but let me explain. When you are drifting around from date to date and trying to get laid, you are probably not an attractive proposition to the female sex, but when you have a girlfriend all that changes, girls/women that wouldnt look at you before suddenly want to fuck you, especially their friends and siblings. So here is my best advice, if you want to fuck a particular girl or woman become her best friends boyfriend. Whether it… Pročitajte više

In my younger years money was tight, but that was ok becaiuse nobody had any money. I used to have an uncle that ran the local scrap yard, so I would go and play there soem days (no health and safety in those days. I found a number of old bikes with flat tyres, no seats and some wth no brakes, but I borrowed a spanner from my uncle and put together a decent bike, that still had flat tyres. I took it home and using my dads puncture repair outfit I repaired the punctures, got some 3 in 1 oil and oiled everything up and eventually I got a working bicycle. So the next day I took my bike out and ro… Pročitajte više

Before reading this I suggest you read "Fucking my mates BBW Mum" After I fucked my mates fat mum I was a regular visitor to their house, the rumours about her being a slut were very accurate. I would barely get in through the door before she had my dick out and her knickers off. I fucked her on the sofa, bent her over the kitchen sink, fucked her on the dining room table, on the toilet and fucked her in the shower, where she actually pissed on me when she came. I fucked her on the stairs and in the garden shed. I fucked her cunt, I fucked her arse, I fucked her mouth, I fucked her tits and I… Pročitajte više

In my teens, I loved music, football and sex. I was rather good at football and I usually played ********* at least two years older than me. Two of the guys were twin brothers, Kirk and Andy and good mates of mine, they lived with their mum. Their dad fucked off a few years earlier the rumour was that their mum couldnt keep her knickers on, there was also a rumour that she was now fucking her teenage sons. She was quite a fat woman, with massive tits and every time I was in their house I kept looking down her blouse, then thinking about them later and wanking myself off. One Saturday I was in… Pročitajte više

In the care home they had what they called shared rooms, which were basically twin beds, and were a little bit cheaper, and there were four shared rooms in this home. The next morning when I was doing the tea run, I knocked first as always and the entered a room occupied by two Scottish sisters, Mrs McDonald and Mrs McTavish. this was the last room that I had to visit, having found both Mrs Robinson and Mrs Godfrey asleep, I guess that there activities form the previous day had worn them out.and as requested I did fuck Mrs Godfrey and left her panties off. Mrs McDonald was sitting up in bed wi… Pročitajte više

I took Mrs Robinson's cup and collected the rest of the ladies cups and went back to the kitchen. "Where have you been" asked my mum "umm I was just in the day room doing a jigsaw puzzle" I lied. "Well you can peal those potatoes for me" she said pointing to a sink full. I picked up the knife and started pealing (no potato peelers in those days. I peeled for what seemed like hours and then mum loaded the tea trolley. "Come on" she said "the ladies will be gaging for this" I followed mum to the day room, when we entered the ladies were all gathered around Mrs Robinsons chair giggling. I went re… Pročitajte više

I was a bit of a scamp in my younger days, so during the school holidays I had to go to work with my mum. I couldn't be trusted to be left in the house alone, because she realised that I had been looking through her underwear draw. When she confronted me I said that I had been searching for money and so I was grounded for the school holidays. If I had told her that I liked dr****g her big pants over my face, whilst I played with my dick, I think that I would still be grounded now fifty years later. Mum worked in what was called an old folks home, this one was a residential one so all of the re… Pročitajte više

I have been pals with Ozzy on Xhamster for a few years now, and he was aware of my part time job as an erotic masseuse for ladies of leisure. I have a number of clients throughout the UK that really enjoy an erotic massage from an experienced guy, that doesn't have a massive dick, but knows how to pleasure a woman. The majority of my clients are resting actresses, or business owners, and I get a lot of references from those clients to their friends and colleagues. I often get a call out of the blue saying "Hi, this is Veronica ***********, your service has been recommended to me by Tiffany ***… Pročitajte više

I was crap at lessons at school, all I was interested in was football and playing on my computer, although one lesson that I did excel in was computer science, in fact I was a wizz. That was my profession when I left school, with a side of semi-pro football, I didn't have the discipline to be a pro with those arsehole coaches telling me when to run and when to pass. My semi-pro wage was more than my I.T support wage, but I enjoyed both roles. I have now added forensic accounting to my skill set, following my recent employment. I had been interviewed and appointed by Barrington Johnson the toyb… Pročitajte više

For the next few years I didn't need to blackmail anybody for sex, I bumped in to my old girlfriend Mrs Robinsons daughter in a club one night and took her home and fucked her senseless, and that turned into a regular occurrence, her mum would phone me from time to time for a booty call and of course I was still fucking Glenys and her friend Wendy. The current apple of my lustful eye was my older brothers wife. When they first got married they lived with mum and me and she would often strut around the house in her underwear, so I always had a thing for her, but until now I never acted upon it.… Pročitajte više

A few years after Mrs Robinson blackmailed me into fucking her twice a week I had got myself a job and moved into my own place. Going back to those Tuesdays and Thursdays I learned a lot, which was good, what wasn't so good was that Mrs Robinson wanted fucking every Tuesday and Thursday whatever, and my biggest dislike was when she was on her period and she made me lick her cunt, and she would suck my bloody dick after fucking. Also if Christmas day fell on a Thursday or Tuesday she still wanted fucking. So she invited me round for Christmas day lunch and told her daughter to relax in front of… Pročitajte više

The best thing about blackmail is that you don't really have to do anything wrong or i*****l. You just have to convince someone that you will. I learned this at an early age and I have taken advantage of knowing this for years. I was dating one of my school teachers daughter's lets call her Mrs Robinson, she asked me to stay behind after class one day and when we were alone she asked me to call round to her house after 6pm when her daughter starts her shift at McDonalds. I was a little apprehensive when she told me not to tell anyone including her daughter. I thought that she was going to warn… Pročitajte više

My Nan was always a very sexual person to my thoughts, she had big tits and she didn't hide them and I never saw her without make up on and she always looked gorgeous. She actually lived about 30 miles away, we didn't have a car and so we didn't see her that often, but I spent at least 2 weeks of the big school holidays with her every year. She used to love giving me a hug and a kiss, and as she was a real looker I quite enjoyed it too I also enjoyed that she often pushed her tits in my face whilst hugging me. My grandfather had passed away before I was born, and although Nan had a few boyfrie… Pročitajte više

I have been with my current girlfriend for about 4 years now, she is a single mum with a teenage daughter. She is not a particularly sexual person, but after a few glasses of wine she loosens up. When we first got together sex was always in bed, with the lights off and me on top missionary style, it took me a long time to get her to let me lick her pussy and even longer before she would suck my cock, over the years she has become more daring, and we talk about fantasies a lot. One of her fantasies, was to suck another woman's cunt juice off my cock, and I am ok with that. We spoke about it bei… Pročitajte više

I was with Mary for a few years, she was super sexy and she had a daughter in school. I used to work the nightshift and before I went home in the morning I would call in at Mary's. As I said before Mary was super sexy, she would set her alarm for 6am and play with her pussy until I got there at 6.30. As I got undressed Mary would tell me what she wanted me to do this morning and this always made my dick hard. Sometimes it would just be, come and fuck my wet pussy baby other times she would tell me that she wanted me in all her holes. So this would happen Monday to Friday, Mary would get up abo… Pročitajte više

In my younger days I was a boy scout (dib dib dib).There wasn't really anything else to do, apart from join the boy scouts or join the church choir, which I had also done. My favourite part of being a boy scout was bob a job week. For those of you that do not know one week a year the boy scouts would knock on their neighbours doors and offer to do a job, for a bob ( this was 1/20th of a pound currently 5p but in my day it was a shilling). So a lot of digging gardens over, mowing lawns and cleaning windows was going on. This was all a bit too strenuous for me, so what I used to do was to wait o… Pročitajte više

I had a vivid imagination as a c***d, and this resulted in me having a lot of nightmares. I would regularly wake in the middle of the night sweating and trembling. It was July and as usual I had gone to spend two weeks of the summer holidays with my Nan and Aunt. We were eating dinner on the first night and my Aunt started talking about how often she dreamed. I asked what she mostly dreamed about, and she said that she would tell me when I was older, I didn't quite understand that at the time. My Nan said that she rarely dreamed, and then they asked me. I told them about my frequent nightmares… Pročitajte više

I had been at the company about 18 months and Nicki joined 9 months later. We would say hello. but that was about it. After the trials and tribulations of lockdown the company decided to throw a Christmas party for the staff. It was a fun party and as the two newbies Nicki and I kind of gravitated together. As I lived a good distance from the function room, I was driving and so I wasn't drinking. Nicki on the other hand lived quite close and enjoyed a good few glasses of wine. She had asked me if I could drop her and a few of the others home at the end of the night and I agreed. During the cou… Pročitajte više

Wendy and her sister (Paul's mom) went on a girls night out, one or other of of their friends found an excuse from time to time to get the girls together for a few drinks and a catch up. They all got glammed up and went to some nice hotel for drinks and a nice meal, and Wendy wondered if some of the girl's went hoping to get fucked. Wendy arrived before her sister and was sitting at the bar drinking when she arrived. " My goodness look at you" said Wendy, her sister had arrived wearing a tight fitting short red dress, red high heel shoes, flesh coloured pantyhose and wearing a long string of p… Pročitajte više

The following day the boys were going to the builders merchants for some stuff to finish the job. Now although Wendy was not a big fan of builders merchants, the journey was 45 minutes and that fulfilled Wendy's criteria for showing her pussy off, and she was feeling playful today. They got into Paul's truck which had three seats in front and Wendy was in the middle, they hadn't gone far when Wendy hoisted her short skirt and started to finger her pussy, Chico noticed immediately, and said to Paul, " I think we might have a job on here buddy" and pulled out his cock. Wendy leaned over and plac… Pročitajte više