When I was in my 20s I got a job as a deputy office manager. The office manager didn't want a deputy and made things very difficult for me, reporting me to the MD for every little mistake that I made. What she didn't know was that the M.D was an old friend of my mums, so he didn't take too much notice of the office manager. After a few months I was more than competent at carrying out my duties and I became more confident in the office. Some of the girls had starting to flirt with me, and whilst initially they embarrassed me, after a few months I became less embarrassed. I came in from outside… Pročitajte više

I have always been a believer in right place right time. From my younger days when I moved to a new school mid term and I was walking across the playground, and some older boys were playing cricket. So the guy batting hit the ball hard in my direction and it was zooming over my head until I reached up and plucked iy out of the sky. The games master was looking out of the window at the time and saw me catch it. He came onto the playground and told me to come to cricket practice after school. From that I got into the cricket team, the athletics team and the football team, and made loads of frien… Pročitajte više

I came home from work and there she was, sprawled out on the sofa, with a glass of wine and her music blaring. I can't begin to count the number of times we had told her that when we are not home to keep her music at a reasonable level or use her ear buds. She was also too young to drink and again had been told numerous times that she cant do it. Emily used to be a sweet girl when me and her mum first got together, she really used to like me and we would play for hours. But then she turned into the teenager from hell, and now she barely acknowledged me, and she certainly didn't speak to me. On… Pročitajte više

First of all nobody at all tried to bully me, because they were afraid that my brother would punch their lights out. Secondly older brothers tend to hang around with older girls, and older girls have urges that younger girls do not. I particularly remember Rosie, who was my brothers girlfriend, Rosie was really friendly and a real chatterbox. When she started to talk to me I would become transfixed on her voice and on her face. She called round one day for Tom, who wasn't home she seemed really disappointed so I suggested that she came in to wait for Tom as he could be home any time now, but I… Pročitajte više

My mum moved house mid term and that moved me just less than 3 miles from school, we had no money so I couldnt afford to catch the bus and I was just inside the 3 miles criteria so couldnt get a free bus pass. So mum arranged for me to change schools. We moved into the new house on Saturday and I started school on Monday morning. As I left the house a lad about my age was on the other side of the road wearing a school tie so I shouted across the road "hey are you going to school?" he replied sarcastically " no im going to London to meet with the queen" which made me laugh. We immediately becam… Pročitajte više

If you like babysitting stories here is another one https://xhamster.com/posts/10497822 In my teens I used to deliver papers, but I lost my job and then had to do some babysitting to earn some money. Pocket money was not a thing in our house. My mum had been divorced for a number of years and had joined a club for divorcees, who would go to the pub at weekends or to a dance or something. The younger women were always looking for babysitters so mum fixed me up with one of her friends. She was a youngish school teacher with a youngster, who was always fast asleep before she went out. She… Pročitajte više

You dont talk about Fuck Club. As a young lad and still at school I was known to be a dare devil, which seemed to make people like me. Especially girls.... So on the day in question I was on my way to the den that I had built on a building site, when I bumped into Josie. "Where are you going?" she asked. "I am going to fuck club" I replied " do you wanna come?" "Yes ok" she replied, which really shocked me, Josie always seemed a shy introverted girl, but hey I was on to a winner (btw I had just made fuck club up). We reached the den and I fetched a ladder and we both climbed up it. When we re… Pročitajte više

My snooty sister in law shocked me the other day. The reason that I call her snooty, is because I started going out with my then wife when she was 15, snooty sister was 30 at the time and although she didnt look anything like her, I always thought of her as the family Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced bookay). She was a pretentious snob, and whenever we met over the last 40 years, she kept her distance, and even when the family celebrated new year together, she always made sure that she only ever air kissed me, and always held me at arms length when we hugged, which was a shame because she had a ma… Pročitajte više

I never moved very far from where I lived as a kid. One of the reasons for that was that I lived very near to a great park. As a kid I played football there, had my first fight there and threw my opponent into the lake. I used to pick up girls there and I had my first fuck in that park, and my second and my third, but that's another story. So as a grown up, I took my kids to that park regularly and later in life I took my grandkids. As a gentleman in my twilight years I still enjoy a walk in the park and in the summertime I visit nearly every day. One particular evening I was walking through t… Pročitajte više

My daughter and her husband were going on their 25th anniversary 2nd honeymoon, so my teenage grandaughter was not invited. When she was asked who she wanted to spend a few days with she quickly said Grandad. Like most grand parents I was a soft touch and mostly gave her what she wanted. So on the first morning whilst I was trying to finish some work I heard "Grandad, I'm bored" erm they had no phones in those days to amuse themselves. "I wont be long sweetie" I replied "but Im bored now" came the reply. Just then I saw 2 girls about Katies age walking down the street (my street leads to the m… Pročitajte više

My parents were going away for a long weekend, and I couldn't wait I rarely went into my parents bedroom, but my Mum was late for work one morning and she sent me upstairs to fetch her coat. My parents had a TV in their bedroom, which wasn't unusual in those days, but what was unusual was that it was sitting on top of a VHS video player, and in those days not many houses had a video player and I didn't know anyone that had two. Just before they left for their trip my Mums sister turned up. My parents didn't trust me to stay in the house on my own, so her sister was going to stay for a few days… Pročitajte više

I drive to the hotel near to where you live, we have arranged to meet in the hotel bar at 5 Pm. I figured that you had decided that if I wasn't who I said I was then it wouldn't waste your entire evening. You turn up on time and recognise me from my black suit, white shirt and red tie that I always wear for appointments. You walk to my table, smiling you are happy with what you see, an old man who has come to eat out your pussy. I order a couple of drinks and we chat for a short time. I place one of the key cards to the room on the table, and joked that I couldn't get 69. You smile and pick up… Pročitajte više

Growing up there was just me my mum and my sister, my dad had left when I was 10. Fortunately we lived in 3 bedroomed house so although it was the box room, I did have my own room. Mum had the master bedroom obviously, my sister who was a few years older than me had larger of the other two rooms, which I complained about on a regular basis. We actually got along pretty well as siblings although we weren't particularly close. After another argument about why I couldn't have the bigger bedroom, which also had a bigger bed, my sister said " well if it will stop you from crying, I am staying out t… Pročitajte više

I have been on Xhamster for a long long time, far more than the 3000 odd days showing on my profile. Like others on here I had to leave because of a crazy person, that knew my previous profile and would literally swamp my inbox, and profile with messages, I would block her and she would then create another profile and start all over again, so I took a break and came back under another profile of my own and this managed to shake her off. So under my former profile I still wrote stories, and one of my stories was about offering women/girls a one time experience to carry out their fantasy or kink… Pročitajte više

In my late teens there were 6 of us that used to spend a lot of time together, and I was the games master.I would decide if we would play, badminton, table tennis, cards or even snakes and ladders. At this point I would just like to point out that the loser always had a forfeit, for example if the first one out was a girl she had to suck all the boys off until they came in her mouth, if it was a boy then he had to eat the girls pussies until they came, so losing wasn't such a hardship. I was in my final year of an apprenticeship to become a master carpenter, so I created what I can only descr… Pročitajte više

So I am in the pub with a few friends and I need a piss, so I go to the gents. I am having a piss and the door is thrown open and this woman rushes in and says "the ladies bog is facked , you dont mind do you?" in such a posh voice that I think it is the Princess of Wales speaking. "Feel free" I say as I am putting my dick away, as I turn to approach the sink I notice that the woman hasn't even bothered to close the door, she is half stooping and I see her hairy minge and hear the sound of piss gushing out. As I am washing my hand she says "Oh Fack, there is no facking bog roll in here, would… Pročitajte više

In my younger days I had a wife and two young kids, a young girl and a younger boy old boy. A neighbour girl used to be around our house all the time helping to look after the children, she was in her teens. Sometimes, but not very often, we would be alone together in a room, and whenever that happened she would come and plonk herself on my knee and wriggle about on it until my dick went hard, I would slide my hand up her skirt, which she always wore and feel how wet her panties were, before slipping my fingers inside her and bringing her off. On this particular day, my wife had taken our daug… Pročitajte više

When I was a horny teenager I used to listen to and if they hadnt closed the door properly watch my divorced mum getting fucked by her various boyfriends. My mum seemed to be a bit of a nympho which was why my dad left her (he didnt like sloppy seconds. One night when I was woken up by her moaning I went for a peep and the door wasnt fully closed so through the crack in the door I saw my mum getting fuck by two guys, initially one was fucking her whilst she was sucking the other , and then she pulled the guy that she was sucking onto his back and climbed on, then beckoned the other guy to come… Pročitajte više

tChristmas time is a time for giving, and making people happy beyond their wildest dreams if you can. Some years ago a group of us went out for a to the pub, we were 4 couples. One couple was married and had their own house so we made sure to end up near to their house for an after pub party. One of our gang was a guy called Stephen, he was extremely handsome and had a massive dick. He rarely went out with the same girl for very long but he had a steady stream of very attractive girls when he went out. Tonights girl was very petite, and whilst at the bar I asked Stephen if he had fucked her ye… Pročitajte više

It took me 20 years to finally fuck my neighbour, who had massive tits but hid them really well. In fact the first clue that she had massive tits was seeing her bras on the washing line, but thats another story. So the old neighbours moved out after 20 odd years and the new neighbours moved in, they were in their early 20s and probably struggling to meet the mortgage payments. The husband was an electrician and worked away from home a lot. I was working in my upstairs office one evening and noticed something out of the corner of my eye, someone had jumped over next doors back fence and was wal… Pročitajte više