I was feeling pretty good today. I looked pretty, got stoned and got the courage to ask out of a friend of a friend. Turns out, I read him all wrong this weekend and he turned me down cold. Just a big, "No." Ouch. I'm pretty bummed out now. I can't believe I read someone so wrong! And now have made things incredibly awkward. Great. #embarassed… Pročitajte više

Congratulations! I applaud you! You have successfully picked a gender that you are attracted to and conservatives nationwide can finally pinch off the turd they've been holding on to with baited breath in anticipation of your Heterosexual coming out (cause God forbid you're gay). Now that you've chosen to go out in to the world and remark to almost anyone within earshot that you like FEMALES while simultaneously boasting about your above average 10th grade education (Texas 10th grade is akin to Delaware 6th grade, fyi), I would like to provide you with a massive tip you seem to have forgott… Pročitajte više

Okay, so I look at people's profiles sometimes. And I came across this one. http://xhamster.com/user/BitchBoy28 His dick was wound up tight as hell, and I obviously don't know German. So I checked out his albums, particularly this one: http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/1583176/used_by_mistress.html See that last one? Lower right hand corner? Yeah, that is fucking disgusting. Yet, here we are, that nasty ass disgusting pic has been up there over 2 months now and no one says shit. And do you know why? Because the nasty ass retarded mentally ill broke ass fucks who say weird, c… Pročitajte više

This guy says he's 18. And got mad cause I noticed the deep ass wrinkles up around his eyes. Unless he's got Benjamin Button syndrome, this dude is old as fuck and it makes me LOL. http://xhamster.com/user/bigcock4mature… Pročitajte više

This shit is retarded. Seriously. This is what half these "amatuer" videos are on here...really of sick fucks who think of women as property, fuck holes, and that they don't have rights. Well guess what, douchenozzle, we do. And the courts that have decided that for us will make sure you get all the ass fucking you can handle. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/22/tyler-jones-villanova-peeping_n_2743104.html?ref=topbar… Pročitajte više

Just got this message. What the shit does it even MEAN!? I guess I can't understand why he'd ask someone COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE these questions...we're not dating, he doesn't have any need to know these things about me, and judging by the fact that even my AVATAR says to fuck off, why would he continue to go on asking me? I'm certain he just wanted to end up as fodder for this blog. Why do these people exist? I can't answer that, but you better believe I will continue to call out the crazy. ok2print Hi, how are you! :) i have these simple questions to you... how would y… Pročitajte više

So in my perusal of porn here on this absurdly unmanned site, I came across this profile. http://xhamster.com/user/bigtits17 Nice pics. But then I read the profile. Hi Im sarah! joined this site to show off some of the pictures ive taken and some of my own! im just a middle aged mum with nice big boobs! (as ive been told) love watching porn and talking dirty to strangers!younger men have priority and big black boys get to the front of the queue also i am with a young man who wants to see how other men get turned on over me and wants to get some tributes up! send your t… Pročitajte više

szczeniaczeek hi, do You like to see me fisting myself and inserting difrent objects? i'm 23 i can gape, do You like to take control in training my ass? i use vegetables and fruits.... i can do a privat shows on cam for You, ofcourse i don't expect to see You, just wanto to show myself and do tasks from You, but i realy love to hear Your voice when i do it... please check my personal photos http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/898731/fill_my_ass.html What the fuck is this shit?! He just sent this out...what makes him think I'm gonna come here, looking for porn, and instead ho… Pročitajte više

Let's take another trip down dumbass lane, shall we? This is what happens when you *don't* read my fucking profile =D 5:56 am, October 10 hardjim101 Hi 5:59 am, October 10 SilkySmooth26 hi 6:01 am, October 10 hardjim101 How are u doing 6:01 am, October 10 SilkySmooth26 ok 6:04 am, October 10 hardjim101 That's good what u up 2 6:04 am, October 10 SilkySmooth26 nmh 6:05 am, October 10 hardjim101 Cool 6:05 am, October 10 hardjim101 Watching anything good 6:06 am, October 10 SilkySmooth26 no… Pročitajte više

Look at this crazy ass conversation: 8:27 pm, October 7 RonnieYale Hello Girl, my name is Ronnie Yale and Im 21 years old.. How are you doing? Im a descent young men who would love to pleasure a good looking girl like you! 8:31 pm, October 7 SilkySmooth26 try again. 8:34 pm, October 7 RonnieYale Hello filthy Black Whore.. I just cleaned my Ass, and it need to be cleaned up.. You are gonna do that.. 8:35 pm, October 7 SilkySmooth26 .....youre fucking retarded *block*… Pročitajte više

I gotta say, I don't trust women on here. They seem to be men more often than not. For example: (wo)Man-hey girl, nice tits me-how do you know? (wo)Man-i saw them on your cam me-oohh, okay, thanks (wo)Man-i love to stuff my big dick between them and fuk them 4 u me-you got a dick? i thought you were a woman? (wo)Man-yeaaaaah my strap on me-well. what the fuck is the point of that? just use your real dick Man-ok, u got me bb now can we fuk??? me-*banned* Where are the real women at, SERIOUSLY. because this is getting ridiculous.… Pročitajte više

Added to the list of crazies, there seem to be a lot of guys who are TOO goddamn eager. The conversation goes like this: Weirdo-Hi. Love your pics. I think you're beautiful. Me- i don't have any pics up, wtf are you u talkin' about Weirdo-That's fine, my mistake. So tell me about yourself. Me- no. Weirdo-Would you like to tell me why not? Me- no. Weirdo-Well, I work in real estate and I'm currently in school to be an accountant. I like puppies and scented candles and prostate massage. I also love my mother and drive a Camry. Y… Pročitajte više

Hint: If you want to get on my good side, don't tell me how hard you get when you look at your mom's breasts. I will block you.… Pročitajte više