This Is As Close As You'll Ever Get to That Cunt

Honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up a little bit.

You know, we watch all those pornos and stuff, and we've tried a couple things here and there, but, you know, nothing really, like, stuck.

Really, you know, caught my eye or anything.

So, I was looking on the internet for some really good ideas, and, uh, I got this one idea, and it sounded pretty interesting.

It sounded like something we could try out. Maybe you would like it, maybe not.